We've featured Chris Lange's impressive Nintendo Power collages in the past, and here comes another of the Princess Peach variety. According to Chris, "This collage of Princess Peach resides in the office of an executive at Nintendo of America. I couldn?t be more proud of this one." Well nice Chris, I bet someone paid a pretty penny for that. May I ask how much? No? Okay. Well may I ask why she's holding a turd? It looks like she ventured down the wrong damn warp-pipe.
Princess Peach Collage by Chris Lange [albotas]
I've never heard of the Left Behind book series by Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins, but that's because the only reading I do is on the back of cereal boxes. This game, LEFT BEHIND: Tribulation Forces is based on said books. You "combat the Antichrist?s forces on two battle fronts - physical & spiritual warfare: Use the power of prayer and worship to resist spiritual influences and defend against their physical attacks." Apparently you run around trying to convert non-believers or mowing them down with machine guns. Pretty awesome premise if you ask me. Reminds me of the time I had to pistol whip a Burger King employee for not accepting Monopoly money. I told him the Lord was totally cool with it and even quoted some scripture, "And Jesus said to his disciples: the Geekologie writer shall payeth for thine Spicy CHICK'N CRISP Sandwich with whatever payment he seeth fit." The little jerk didn't believe me, and that's when God told me to get physical.
Note: You only need to watch the first minute of the video to get the premise, and there's a great quote at 0:27.
Left Behind [gametrailers]
Thanks to Nathaniel, who gets straight A's in being cool, for the tip
Stashing airplane bottles at work is getting to be a hassle, and quite frankly the whole "up the rear" method is getting old (and probably wearing my O-ring out). Well now all my problems have been solved thanks to the Keyboard Organizer. It's a keyboard with a storage compartment underneath and retails for $50.
Key Benefits
*Low Cost
*Organizes the desk
*Makes use of space
*Quality touch and feel
*Blister Packed
*1 year return to base (BNI) warranty
Okay, when "Blister Packed" (aka clam shelled) is a key benefit of your product it's a sign you need to go ahead and fire the entire marketing department. Who in the hell likes blister packs? Are these people freaking crazy? The damn thing probably wouldn't fit any airplane bottles anyway. Hold on, phone.
Sorry about that, it was my girlfriend. She was all excited about a storage keyboard she just bought because it comes blister packed. I'm going to cut her brake lines when she comes home for lunch.
PS2 Keyboard And Desktop Organizer [nerdapproved]
Are you paranoid about the fact that your girlfriend or boyfriend is cheating you? Do you want to know, what numbers she just dialed and what SMS had sent? You can hire a private detective for all this tasks, but his services may cost you more than expected. Listening devices are expensive to buy and need a special equipment to listen There is a solution, which is not based on eavesdropping, and uses a very interesting method of spying: it scans the main chip of every GSM cell phone - SIM card!
While many modern gadgets can play video, not everybody knows how to convert his favorite TV show into special format that is recognized by his gadget. It can be a real pain to do it right, and you will need to capture video from the TV first. Why would you buy a new episode of Lost preformatted for your iPod when you can do it yourself? Not without some help though. This recorder gadget is created to simplify the process of recording new videos to your mobile devices, such as iPod, and make this process more enjoyable.
Modern statistics show that a majority of people who goes online becomes in some ways addicted to the Internet. Average internet user spends nearly 34 hours per week in the World Wide Web. Easily calculated, it means that majority of people spend almost five hours a day in front of their monitors - five hours that they could have spent exercising, walking or playing sports. Most common problem - internet blogs dependence. It becomes apparent when persons refuse to do something because they do not want to lose connection to their friends in the virtual world. How could you exercise when all your friends are online and you do not want to stop reading? Believe it or not, it is a very common problem. However, every problem has its solution, so does this one. Now you can perform your physical exercises as you sit in front of your computer!